or should I bring pineapple?

Are you offering to test the reverse effect, if its the chick eating it?

can i just watch?

You like to watch?

do i have a choice?

Don't we always have a choice?

So what's my choices then?

Red or white?

Oooooww what about a cheeky wee rosé ? If not then I'll have a white if that's alright?

Do you find red a bit heavy like me?

You're not heavy are you @WeegieWoman?

Most women feel heavy do they not? 

Don't you think they are mistaken if they do?

Do you think someday I can feel heavy too?

Aren't you our picture of perfection as you are? 

Ha, wouldn't that be nice?

I quite enjoy it, do you? 

Is perfection enjoyable or exhausting to keep up with?

Oh is it hard to be as humble as that? 

Am I that transparent?

Could I just be that perceptive? It leaves us both closer to perfect. 

Closer?

So is it another day in paradise in california today? 

Yes it is and is it another rainy day in the UK?

Do you think it always rains?