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Oooo best behaviour, oh god what does that mean?
March 13, 20188 yr
How we look @ cleavage.... Like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away!!! Is it the same from women looking at the package?
I thought you were suppose to shake the package and try to guess what's in it?
March 25, 20188 yr
Who else read that as bum cream?
Well, I'm not sure. Is there someone we can ask?
No point asking me?
Do you know the muffin man?
Does he have a muffin top?
Is that what makes him the muffin man?
Are you married to the muffin man?
I'm married to the bud man, is that better?
Can u eat my muffin top as way of celebration?
What are we celebrating?
Will there be fairy bread?
My perky tits, is that not cause for a celebration?
You have double A's too?!
Do fairys make the fairy bread?
No, but can we bless your double a's?
Does that involve fairy bread?
Oh crikey, u talking brown bread?
I have no idea, is that what fairy bread is?
Would you like some of my Fairy Bread?
That looks delicious, do you have enough for us?
Will you all dress up for my Fairy Toast party?
Is there a theme to your party?
Wil i bring my toaster?
Are we dressing like appliances?
Are you like a loo roll holder?
Are you saying I'm full of shit?
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