A real life superhero?

Could he have go go gadget arms?

That would be cool wouldn't it? What what you do if you had them?

You would never need to get off your backside would you? 

Would I be able to reach that perpetually itchy spot in the middle of my back that I usually have to get a stick or something to scratch?

That next beer from the fridge would be easy too wouldn't it?

But would there be disadvantages of the extra-long/telescoping arms?

How come Barry's getting gadget arms when I'm still waiting for me frickin lap elephant?

Can you think of anything other than extra WD40 needed?

 

I thought your lap elephant was the equivalent of the gadget arms? is your lap elephant not grabbing your beers from the fridge yet?

Edited March 26, 20188 yr by Sslip

Could it be because Go-Go-Gadget arms are a real thing...and lap elephants aren't?

Wot?... Wot about unicorns. They're real aren't they,?

Did somebody mention unicorns....?

Do unicorns do sparkly rainbow poo?

Would you like to check and see?

I do believe they do but do you think they  fart Parma violet aroma...?

Does violet flavoured lolliesctaste any good?

Have you not tasted parma violet? 

I had to Google them. Do you think the country that gave the world Vegemite, pavlova and timtams should have these too?

Hold on a minute, is pavlova not from nz?

Is claiming anything invented south of the equator as Aussie, the start of Jo's world domination plans?

You bowl 1 ball under arm and those kiwis are after claiming all our good stuff in revenge... So the pav is in contention as being Aussie, will you accept lammington in its place?

What is  Lammington and is it really a good substitute for pavlova?

Is Lammington a cheese?

Think sponge squares with jam (jello) in the middle, dipped in chocolate icing, rolled in dessicated coconut. Will a picture help?

 

Is “Tempt Barry to eat everything sweet in sight” your goal?!?