Are they special cookies like your brownies?

Are there any other kind?

Does he have a DD?

Don't ya think he's already smashed by the time he leaves Aus after all the beers?

Doesn't Rudolph guide the sleigh like the song says?

But the song says he's got six white boomers doesn't it?

Is that the Australian version of the song?

"six white boomers, snow white boomers dashin away through the australian sun...." but we have all those songs about snow and reindeer too, do ya really think we have our own culture?

Yes silly, doesn't every country?

Oooww, do you thing my country has it's own culture too..?

How else can you explain the wonderful quirkiness of piping the haggis? 

Kilt?, isn't that the last thing wot happened to someone wot called it a skirt?

Ok ok so what's this pick on the only Scot in the room day... or do we have any other celts in.??

Should we pick on a different Nationality then?

Who should we pick on?

The English have no sense of humour, shall we pick on them? 

Wouldn't tey hve a whinge if we did?

You think you've the talent to insult an English man? 

You think I haven't had a lifetime of practice?

You going to give it a shot?

Do we all have to get shots?

How infected are you?

Do I look sick?

can you poke your tongue out and say aarrgghhhh?

Is it ok if I just purrrr?