Should we take a vote?

Can my name be hidden somewhere in the middle?

Can I be anymore daft than any of you guys?

Is that a rhetorical question?

Would you prefer a real question?

I'm pretty sure I'm a certified genius so I don't think I can be the daftest do you?

Daft isn't really daft unless its backed up by some real imagination is it?

Aren't we all geniuses in our own minds?

Who'd want that pressure?

Will it be enough pressure to turn me into a diamond?

Are you a carbon life form?

Aren't we all?

Can I be considered a life form at all until I've had 3 cups of coffee in the morning?

Yikes! Do you even need a car or do you just run everywhere?

You think three cups of coffee gets me more than just idling?

Are you some sort of caffeine super hero?

Do you agree with the doctor I should cut down?

I don't think doctors know everything.. do you ?? 

As for people who need sh*t loads of caffeine to function, like me, then would that not mean,  you couldn't get out of bed..??

Don't you think if you give up everything they say is  bad for you you're not really living?

Do you plan on giving anything else up ever again?

Not currently, are you?

Who could give me ideas about what to take up so that I can give it up again after?

How long would you take it up for before quitting?

Oh that's a good question. Trying something once and never again isn't really giving up is it?

No not really, shouldn't you take it up for minimum of three weeks, two days, five hours and 51 seconds?