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April 4, 20188 yr
legs akimbo staring
Into nothingness gayly
May 29, 20188 yr
promiscuous little englishman
Idiotic noisy git
Got itchy thighs
Girl has superpowers
Educated rat snitched
Hookers eating pretzels
Elasticated laces snapped
Pushing every day
Dance and yodel
Doesn't even listen
That's enough now
Not on wednesdays
Any yeti spotted?
Terrible endorphin display
Less apples yesterday
Driving around youngsters
Extra roast spuds
Using Dramamine sparingly
gave long yawn
A wing nut
Nothing under there?
everyone reads erotica
I can't anymore
Objections regarding election
I'm orgasming now
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