September 22, 20179 yr I think to myself how ugly and wouldn't want anything to do with her... Now first I am married to best girl in world so I am looking at the menu, not eating out. Second if I was looking, I would pick a chick or even an egg from in here... But I digress, back to the fat chick, she got nice curves, most been here awhile know I like the curves and fat isn't a turn off, not her face either, seemed friendly and said "Hi". So using the only sense left (remember taste and touch was off limits, sight was good, heard her fine...) Smelly girl. That's the last thing we need. More smelly girls.
September 22, 20179 yr Author Second fat Woman (older chick) story of the day....Next chapter. Another fat woman smoking, not same one from other post. This one driving school bus so got to get off to smoke. Pulls in abandon building lot. Walks behind to pee. Sees me and no pee...but continues to smoke and bounce up and down cause "I really got to go!" Doesn't think to put down smoke and drive to next business and use restroom. By the way I wish I would have pulled in ten seconds later. Been funnier to see her pee than write this story.
September 22, 20179 yr I feel like a Q-tip that's been passed through one ear and out the other. :fool:
September 22, 20179 yr A cop and a fat girl meet at a doughnut shop... It's not a joke, just a likely scenario.
September 23, 20179 yr I saw a hot chick smoking today... I just kind of cringed when I saw her light up. Wondering if she knows what she is really doing to herself.
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