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On 1/12/2018 at 5:38 PM, Jetblack said:

Mods/admin - If this song just isn't corny enough to be posted and must be deleted, I would hope I do not receive a warning.

 

I try not to take sides in battle of the sexes but here it is -

 

When the sticks are winning, they do a special chant. It is the same one heard at the beginning of this song. I heard this song last night at work, and besides thinking, "WT actual F?" I thought, I bet the sticks chant this when winning".

 

So chicks, even when we are lagging behind, just let the sticks have their fun. it ain't gonna kill us except we might die laughing. THAT is how I want to go.

 

 

 

 

Ooga, Chaka, Ooga, Ooga, Ooga, Chaka!

 

I can't stop this spanking.

Boo, you better quit messing with Doreen. What will happen if she will pull out a two foot long paddle with holes in it and spank your ass like it is never been spanked before

This is Doreen's weapon of choice!

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1 hour ago, Jetblack said:

Boo, you better quit messing with Doreen. What will happen if she will pull out a two foot long paddle with holes in it and spank your ass like it is never been spanked before

 

Doreen does chase me around with a paddle, but what we do behind closed doors is between us.

 

It's like 50 Shades of Grey meets The Benny Hill Show.

 

 

Another day, another spanking.

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Doreen, maybe you could change Boo and Reciprocity's titles to "Women's rights champion".

they would LOVE it :D

And, I'll change my profile pic to .......... 

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They are getting ready for Reciprocity's big quit party.

Maybe getting their hair and nails done.

 

Or watching Titanic and having a good cry.

There ................... Happy now?

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1 hour ago, Doreensfree said:

5 slaps....have the sticks given up ????....

 

We were busy.  Band practice...

 

 

Oh my gyod as if that song were not nerve grating enough. I think it is the most played song by The Police. they had so many good ones like Spirits in the material world. Yet this POS is #1

4 hours ago, Jetblack said:

Oh my gyod as if that song were not nerve grating enough. I think it is the most played song by The Police. they had so many good ones like Spirits in the material world. Yet this POS is #1

 

It was a big hit in the eighties and then later Puff Daddy sampled it and introduced it to a whole new generation.  Overplayed, perhaps.  But still a good song.

 

The real mystery is: how did Jump become Van Halen's biggest hit?  It's the one song from the Diamond Dave era that I never liked.  Eddie is playing a synthesizer!  Why?  Did he lose a bet?  Dammit Eddie, stop screwing around and play your guitar!

 

A pointless rant about a 35 year-old song should distract from the current state of the numbers game...

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