December 8, 20205 yr No, if you don't have a box opener you can try your fingernail. If that doesn't work, you're screwed Why do we sleep at night instead of day?
December 15, 20205 yr Because they weren't taught Can you put anything else in a milk crate besides milk?
December 15, 20205 yr If you go over to the 10 Things You Can Do With thread you'll see what else you can do with them Does Taylor Swift sew fast?
December 15, 20205 yr Only when she uses a sewing machine Why is it called a boxing ring if it's square and not round?
December 15, 20205 yr Because of the ringing in your ears when you get knocked the fruck out! Why is there no ice in ice cream?
December 15, 20205 yr Because cold cream doesn't sound right Can you make Christmas cookies all year or just around Christmas time?
December 15, 20205 yr If you want to call them Christmas cookies they have to be made around Christmas How can i tell if the fridge light goes off when I close the door?
December 15, 20205 yr Get a glass see thru door What's the difference between a walking stick and a cane?
December 16, 20205 yr No but it is for dirty old men in trench coats Why is it that people need to stop right in middle of a walkway to talk so you have to find away around them?
December 16, 20205 yr Because they are self centered and so full of themselves there's no room for anything else like manners or etiquette... How can I tell which cookie is the smart one?
December 17, 20205 yr The ones with the big Bran (haha.. instead of brain) Is it okay to eat English Muffins in America or must I eat American Muffins?
December 17, 20205 yr Its ok, I won't turn you in Why is flipping someone off called giving them the bird?
December 17, 20205 yr It was invented by an old monk by the name of Brother Byrd Is there reason why you must put your pinky out while drinking tea?
December 17, 20205 yr Yes, its because there's no room for it in the cup handle Why isn't toilet paper called butt wipe since that's what it's for?
December 17, 20205 yr It's actually called ass paper Can a paper weight be used to hold down a tablecloth or do you need a table weight?
December 18, 20205 yr That's what the place settings are for If someone says save my place what happens if I don't?
December 18, 20205 yr Then you're violating the wait line etiquette If a mirror breaks while you are standing next to it but you didn't break it do you still get 7 years bad luck
December 18, 20205 yr Your flip phone is only as stupid as you think it is Is your TV as stupid as your phone?
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