Because you know what you really like

 

Is a toadstool really a stool for toads

Yes thus the name

 

Why are women who date younger men called cougars?

I think cougar means female creeper

 

Were monks named after monkeys

I'm not Catholic so I don't know 😂

 

How do I keep my scissors from being smashed when I play rock, paper, scissors?

Stop throwing the scissors out there

 

 

Are pocket protectors only supposed to be used on shirt pockets or can you use it on your pants?

You can use them on anything with a pocket thus the name

 

How do we get wax in our ears?

The wax fairies

 

Why is the caboose always the last car on the train?

So you know where the end is

 

If you were sitting in a bathtub full of Jello and you farted would that fart get stuck in the Jello?

Why are we sitting in a bathtub full of jello again

 

Can you get totally full on eating jello or is there always room for jello?

Edited December 1, 20205 yr by Mac#23

Yes but only until you pee, then you're ready for more

 

Why's everyone looking for Waldo?

Because he pissed everyone off

 

Do you think that the boy scouts and girl scouts should have a 2020 survivor badge?

I think we all should get a badge!

 

Do fish burp?

No but they do fart

 

If a bear shits in the woods and no one is around does it stink?

No. Shit only stinks if someone is around

 

Do good looking chefs cook better food than ugly ones?

Of course we do

 

Is it a door mat or a area rug?

Depends on how often you get walked on

 

How come there's no stupid question but a lot of stupid answers?

That's wrong because there's a shit ton of stupid questions

 

What's the difference between a end table and a tv tray?

A tv tray folds up

 

Why aren't there lessons to learn how to speak dog?

Because the bark is worse than the

 

Do you have to speak scottish to scottish terrier?

No, they also understand Irish

 

Why did Santa pick coal to give naughty boys and girls?

It was easier to transport

 

Does Santa really have a favorite cookie?

Yes and its coincidently your parents favorite as well 🤔 

 

 

What does birds and bees have to do with sex?

Nothing unless you're into that

 

Is everything really better with bacon?

Yes, what kind of a stupid question is that?!

 

Why isn't bacon on everything?

Because of the dam vegetarians

 

Can you use a letter opener to open boxes?