I'm the best write in option, jillar for President

 

Is there Coors light in heaven or only hell?

It all depends on which bar you walk into

 

 

Why are clown cars so small?

It's the reverse of the short man syndrome. Where short guys always have huge trucks it's the reverse for clowns

 

If something smells gross why do we always want someone else to smell it too? 

Nobody wants to look stupid all by themselves

 

Do you know what say about guys with big feet and big hands?

Yes.

 

Do you think you can feel the covid germs crawling on you?

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That would depend on who you been hanging around with

 

Why hasn't colonel Sanders aged at all?

 

Because he died

 

What do pets talk about when we leave the house?

They totally trash talk their owners

 

What's with the saying "same difference", how can things be same and different at the same time?

Same difference as me calling you a dummy and Jo calling you not too smart. Or you calling me brilliant and Jo calling me genius.

 

Am I too smart to think of a stupid question?

Was that rhetorical? 

 

Is this sarcasm?

Yes Jo, it is 😂😂

 

Are there any clowns with normal size feet?

Just the really short ones

 

Does anyone really eat Spam?

Heck yea, practically everyone in Hawaii eats it. It's the official meat of Hawaii 😂

 

If life is unfair to everyone does that actually mean that life is fair?

Describe fair....lol

 

 

Is duck pin bowling really a sport?

Probably, if dwarf tossing is sport why not duck bowling.

 

Why does everything feel better in 3 days?

To make up for the time we all went through our terrible two's and three's. 

 

If I clean my vacuum do I become the vacuum cleaner? 

The answer would be based on the suction needed for cleaning

 

Does that also make midget bowling a sport as well?

 

No it doesn't

 

What happens if I accidentally ask a smart question in this game?

You still get a stupid answer

 

Is your refrigerator running or walking...lol?

Mines jogging

 

When does the Orange tree I bought turn orange?

Right after it changes yellow and before pink

 

What happens if you infused a lemon tree and a pineapple tree?

It depends on what it is infused with

 

You think my plant stand is getting tired of standing?

Does it even know how to sit

 

House coats, why do you need to wear a coat in the house?

It's a coat FOR the house not for you to WEAR in the house so I can see your confusion.

 

Why are they called mail BOXES when most of them are not boxes?

Because mail baskets sounded stupid

 

Does anyone know the real directions to Sesame Street?