July 17, 20206 yr Because people think Boobies are stupid, which I take personal often at cos I'm such a boob. How on earth was s fence supposed to keep rabbits out, would they just burrow under it? Edited July 17, 20206 yr by notsmokinjo
July 17, 20206 yr Don't keep anything that rabbits want behind the fence Why is going up stairs considered climbing?
July 17, 20206 yr For the same reason going up a wall is During the apocalypse, would it be better to live on your own or in a community?
July 17, 20206 yr In a community you would have a source of protein. In the apocalypse, who's mowing the lawn and weeding the roads?
July 19, 20206 yr I wasn't aware that they were seeing as there's so many holes in a raincoat Why does autocorrect keep putting words in my mouth?
July 19, 20206 yr Close your mouth next time How can people even consider eating Rocky Mountain Oysters?
July 19, 20206 yr I know right, turkey nuts are way better What was the first person who milked a cow trying to do?
July 20, 20206 yr So you don't confuse it with flavored drinks What does it mean if my cat went mew instead of meow?
July 20, 20206 yr Because it would hurt to land on their back How do we really know that Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
July 20, 20206 yr Because he craps yolk Was Little Oral Annie really a porn star or a dental hygienist?
July 20, 20206 yr Get your mind out of the gutter, she was a porn star. Are our belly buttons where they blew us up?
July 21, 20206 yr They're named after the person using it When ads say get it before time runs out when exactly does time run out?
July 21, 20206 yr Time runs out the second you place your order If you don't have a smart TV, is your TV stupid?
July 21, 20206 yr Not quite stupid, more like slow Why does cussing when we hurt ourselves make us feel better?
July 21, 20206 yr Because there is no one else to directly blame for said accident Why are garbage cans sometimes called garbage pails?
July 21, 20206 yr That's just a rumor, they're always called garbage cans Where's the worst place to have an itch?
July 21, 20206 yr Those ones suffer from low self esteem and don't put out the effort to What are we suppose to shine when we rise?
July 21, 20206 yr It's a moonshine reference. Stoners wake and bake while southern folks rise and shine What's with the phrase stupid mistake. Aren't all mistakes stupid?
July 21, 20206 yr No some are just dumb Why do people want to shorten long names but lengthen short names?
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