Duh... Father time kne

 

Why is a donkey the Symbol of a major political party?

Edited July 6, 20206 yr by Mac#23

Have you seen our canidates?

 

How do you clean soap?

The elves clean the soap and the rest of the house overnight

 

How do you cure someone from stuttering?

I've heard you can scare it away or wait maybe that's hiccups......

 

Do I ever need to wash my towel since I get out of the shower clean?

That depends, did you have a clean towel before you got in the shower

 

Why did all GPS apps end up with the same annoying voice?

To make you appreciate maps

 

Is it really possible to slap the shit out of someone?

Yes, if there talking shit but if it comes out the other end then probably not

 

How do you explain to an idiot that the round peg doesn't fit it the square hole?

Huh?

 

How can you tell an idiot from a stupid person?

There's a difference?

 

Where do doomsday preppers shop?

Wal-Mart, they all shop at Wal-Mart

 

Why does Florida still think mullets are in?

Because that's where all the retired barbers from the 70's live

 

Did the mullet start in Canada or south of the Mason Dixon line?

Everyone knows it started in the South and lives on today in every red neck there 

 

Where's Waldo?

 

Duh...He's in quarantine

 

Do kids actually spend quality time outdoors anymore?

I thought I spotted a couple today but I'm not sure what they were doing would be considered quality...

 

Does sand get it's name because it's half way between sea and land?

I don't know but that shit gets everywhere

 

What happened to the killer hornets?

They got the death penalty.

 

How much can a Koala bare?

Depends wether they find a mate or not

 

How much time daily is spent asking stupid questions?

Times just a relative abstract so does it really matter?

 

Why is a top when it spins?

It all started way back in the caveman days when cavemen spun on the "tops" of their heads for entertainment. 

 

 

Why is drowsiness listed as a side-effect for sleeping pills?

In case you forgot why you bought them

 

Do you need a license to drive someone nuts?

No, their mere presence will do

 

 

If a piece of gum is 10 calories, does that include just the chewing or if you swallow it, too?

It all depends on how many calories you burn while chewing

 

Is there such a thing as sleep runners too?

Only if ya on stilnox.

 

Why do we say we're "on" the bus when we are really in it.

For the same reason we say we're on a plane

 

Who's the president of the internet?

Isn't Mr Goggle the president?

 

Who do you think is the best write in option for President?