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##New game## ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

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No... fluffy found they have got into her greenhouse so... game over.. poison it is..!!

 

 

Do you think I'll pay for it in my next life..??

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No, it is generally expected

 

Who'd be a rat? 

Remy, Splinter, Templeton, and people born in 1948, 1960, 1972, and 1984.

 

Do you think Fluffy's worried about her rats having plague fleas on them?

we get Pork Chop to come make you better... he already has the uniform, mask and all.

 

Why does the plague still exist?

 

 

@Wee fluffy me you should be safe, you're not in a plague area I checked:

 

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Well I blame the bloody wasps.. They go about stinging anything that moves with their manky stingers that they have stuck in so many places you really don't want to know.... Then in their final act of destructiveness, normally around September time.... They all take those manky stingers and sting the poor wee unsespecting rats who were going along minding their own bees wax... The combination of all those manky stingers stinging the poor wee rat causes the plague virus to be born again... Then the fleas bite the rats cos blood is blood and they ain't fussy anyhoo then the fleas hop a ride with the dug and when they get hungry...... well you know the rest of the story.. and it ends with burning down London...!!

 

How's that for an explanation.. ?

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They don't hope they hop.. Am I being too judgy..? maybe fleas do hope too..!!

scientifically inaccurate but funny as fark.

 

are northern gardens getting ready for their winter hybernation?

Not quite yet, the shit apples on the shit apple tree in my garden aren't fully ready yet.

 

Who has stolen the sun?

 

^^^My neighbour says the same thing ...You got the crabs too then Slippy? 

 

I'm not pointing and elbows but jillars looking good for it..  cos she's  being offy quiet..... Just sayin?

 

Why can't I think of a funny question..?

 

 

Edited by Wee fluffy me

Because all of Scotland right up to the border and maybe even including Berwick apon Tweed have a permanent raincloud that just can't be moved.. 

 

 

Nope .. I still can't think of a funny question ..why ?

The question need not be funny Fluffy, ask a normal question in a funny accent. 

 

How does hope spring? 

It doesn't in my greenhouse.. end of..

 

 

Probably best letting someone else answer..!!

 

 

Noooooooooo.. it's too dangerous Jillar... too dangerous I say !!

 

 

When is a hotdog not a hotdog..?

 

 

 

 

 

 

cos they're busy blowing in the wind......

 

Why if there are cobwebs to dusted every week do I never see a cob and what the hell does a cob look like anyway?

If you don't know what a cob looks like than its impossible to know whether or not you've ever seen one.

 

If it doesn't look like a goat why is it called a goatee?

Because the snowflakes frown and *tsk-tsk* when you call it a clit tickler.

 

Who thought of stick on pimples to pop and why are people buying them?

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16 hours ago, jillar said:

If it doesn't look like a goat why is it called a goatee?

 

I bet you were really disappointed when you eventually saw a picture of a cockatoo

 

8 hours ago, notsmokinjo said:

Who thought of stick on pimples to pop and why are people buying them?

 

I get them just in the hope of getting asked for ID one last time when I buy alcohol ?

 

Why did my bloody washing machine break just after I learned to use it?

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