August 22, 20188 yr No... fluffy found they have got into her greenhouse so... game over.. poison it is..!! Do you think I'll pay for it in my next life..??
August 22, 20188 yr Remy, Splinter, Templeton, and people born in 1948, 1960, 1972, and 1984. Do you think Fluffy's worried about her rats having plague fleas on them?
August 24, 20188 yr Well I bloodywell wasn't until you mentioned it @notsmokinjo ? .. What if my dogs bring in the plague fleas..??????????????
August 24, 20188 yr we get Pork Chop to come make you better... he already has the uniform, mask and all. Why does the plague still exist? @Wee fluffy me you should be safe, you're not in a plague area I checked:
August 25, 20188 yr Well I blame the bloody wasps.. They go about stinging anything that moves with their manky stingers that they have stuck in so many places you really don't want to know.... Then in their final act of destructiveness, normally around September time.... They all take those manky stingers and sting the poor wee unsespecting rats who were going along minding their own bees wax... The combination of all those manky stingers stinging the poor wee rat causes the plague virus to be born again... Then the fleas bite the rats cos blood is blood and they ain't fussy anyhoo then the fleas hop a ride with the dug and when they get hungry...... well you know the rest of the story.. and it ends with burning down London...!! How's that for an explanation.. ? Edited August 25, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me They don't hope they hop.. Am I being too judgy..? maybe fleas do hope too..!!
August 25, 20188 yr scientifically inaccurate but funny as fark. are northern gardens getting ready for their winter hybernation?
August 26, 20188 yr Not quite yet, the shit apples on the shit apple tree in my garden aren't fully ready yet. Who has stolen the sun?
August 26, 20188 yr ^^^My neighbour says the same thing ...You got the crabs too then Slippy? I'm not pointing and elbows but jillars looking good for it.. cos she's being offy quiet..... Just sayin? Why can't I think of a funny question..? Edited August 26, 20188 yr by Wee fluffy me
August 26, 20188 yr I have only stolen the sun because you guys have stolen the rain. Why does it never rain in Central California?
August 26, 20188 yr Because all of Scotland right up to the border and maybe even including Berwick apon Tweed have a permanent raincloud that just can't be moved.. Nope .. I still can't think of a funny question ..why ?
August 26, 20188 yr The question need not be funny Fluffy, ask a normal question in a funny accent. How does hope spring?
August 26, 20188 yr It doesn't in my greenhouse.. end of.. Probably best letting someone else answer..!!
August 30, 20188 yr Put on purple unicorn costumes would be a good start I imagine Will a laptop computer still work if it's not on a lap?
August 31, 20188 yr I imagine all affected areas will be If a moth is to a butterfly what a weed is to a flower, should I order take out tonight?
August 31, 20188 yr Noooooooooo.. it's too dangerous Jillar... too dangerous I say !! When is a hotdog not a hotdog..?
September 1, 20188 yr cos they're busy blowing in the wind...... Why if there are cobwebs to dusted every week do I never see a cob and what the hell does a cob look like anyway?
September 4, 20187 yr If you don't know what a cob looks like than its impossible to know whether or not you've ever seen one. If it doesn't look like a goat why is it called a goatee?
September 4, 20187 yr Because the snowflakes frown and *tsk-tsk* when you call it a clit tickler. Who thought of stick on pimples to pop and why are people buying them?
September 4, 20187 yr 16 hours ago, jillar said: If it doesn't look like a goat why is it called a goatee? I bet you were really disappointed when you eventually saw a picture of a cockatoo 8 hours ago, notsmokinjo said: Who thought of stick on pimples to pop and why are people buying them? I get them just in the hope of getting asked for ID one last time when I buy alcohol ? Why did my bloody washing machine break just after I learned to use it?
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