July 18, 20188 yr because they have the power to control everything so they just make the rules to suit themselves and their cronies. Why would Aunty Mary teach her canary and duck how to fry eggs?
July 18, 20188 yr To teach the little shits just how lucky they are to have hatched and count their blessings. Where do you get a job as a pheasant plucker?
July 18, 20188 yr At the pheasant plucking processing plant. How much money could you make selling sea shells by the sea shore when a punter could just go for a walk and pick something up?
July 18, 20188 yr Plenty, because my shells would be special shells, just like the special (not yelloe) snow I sell to eskimos. Why does he who laughs last laughs the longest?
July 18, 20188 yr beacause there is no one to laugh after him so he can laugh as long as he wants. Why did the tomcat have a pancake stuck to hi bum?
July 24, 20188 yr So they didn't have to see each others tails get cut off with that butcher knife I just got new shoe laces. How do I know which one is for the right shoe and which is for the left?
July 25, 20188 yr Now sweetie, put the shoelaces down, and go get a nice safe air of thongs (FLIP FLOPS) ... then you'll never have to learn the difference between a left and right lace.... if your tootsies are cold there are these awesome things called boots... they come as slip on, elastic sided or with a zip....no need for confusing laces. Your welcome. Are flat earthers a practicle joke?
July 25, 20188 yr Of course it's a joke. Everyone knows the earth is square! Do married people really live longer than single people or does it just seem longer?
July 25, 20188 yr You are allocated a portion of happiness the day you are born and once it is all used up you die. Marriage slows the consumption. Kids bring it to a full stop. Yeah you live longer. ? Is that Ironic or do we not want to go there?
July 25, 20188 yr Let's not go there. I don't have kids so I've probably used up my portion already ? Now where were we going?
July 25, 20188 yr Aus will blow your mind and rock your world as long as nothing kills you. Did I get the wrong Aus?
July 28, 20188 yr I don't know Jo, I'm really crap at geography and don't know my ar*e from my elbow...!! Do you think we should ask Dorothy...?
July 28, 20188 yr She's too busy eating all mum's roses. why would you take the shirt off someones back?
July 29, 20188 yr Who said I did..?? That's a nasty lie..!!!! (Keep this on the hush hush Jo but between you and me I loved the shirt it had purple unicorns on it and I wanted it so I took it but I was wearing a whodunit bunnit so nobody knows it was me..?) What happens if the shoe fits..?
July 30, 20188 yr Don't cha tink its de Oirish, to be sure, to be sure, to be sure. If its a long way to Tipperary why would you go? Edited July 30, 20188 yr by notsmokinjo
July 30, 20188 yr It has to be because of the sweetest girl I know 350 miles isn't really all that far is it?
July 31, 20188 yr No, but 351 miles is. If there's no stupid questions, only stupid people does that mean a stupid person could ask a smart question?
July 31, 20188 yr It's because it comes before C why does the I have to come before the E (I can't believe these games are still going!)
July 31, 20188 yr cos I is way more important than 'e is. Why does it have to be sink or swim, can't you just choose to float?
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