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Listen Porky,,,

 

Just cos I'm hung like a dormouse, don't mock me.

-7. I have a large one. To compensate for my face

I have said I'm hung like a Dormouse...actually that's not true.

 

In the showers, other dormice laugh at me.

 

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-5. Elephants step back in shower ...but laugh at how ugly I am

I think that it is the big round face and slightly spooky smile...

 

Go Pink again. Everyone loves Pink.

 

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-3. I like being in the pink

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I had heard that.

-1. The skirt thing work with bicycle? I find cross dressing not a popular thing here except for a few daring ones. Bet the redheads would like it

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Who's hung like a donkey???

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Porky is hung like an elephant apparently.

 

I'm hung like a dormouse - and we all know what elephants are scared of....

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