I am actually from England and Nancy lives in ohio...we hooked up on a couple vacations and now we shack up near Lake Erie....I know the story sounds familiar but my spacecraft is being tuned in the garage....

 

 

Second verse, same as the first, alittle bit louder and a little bit worse...

 

 

 

New server tomorrow....burrito is excited....three stoogies too....hoping she got big jugs....diner ladies with big jugs serve colder milk.....makes pie sweeter and crust better

 

 

crust...petra talking flip flops with frez flop and her new mobile home...to re landscape they just hook up truck and turn it around.....sunset one week, sun rise next week

 

 

sun- babs had me looking forward to it...then the abs thing comes up, one ball posts half naked male porn, ava says its not hard enough.....couple in Ohio doing it too. mrs wants list of exercise....bat in pj's was a sight

 

sights- pippa posting box pooper cutie pictures here, next the Miami cat will be rubbing on someones leg looking for a date

 

no dates for leanna, jacki (married a midget) or Gemma- poor girls, bad dating leads to marriage , good dating leads to walk of shame or "hooking up in truck" without a trailer there

 

shameless- dd posting and watching, how does a computer watch tv, on y tude or tune to cable, no mention of run with tom thumb lately- bump up for more money needed...

 

needed- sonic and a brain- like scarecrow....

 

barren land with farms- JIMMY- been peaking out of Texas lately, bus on the road almost all the time with window lickers everywhere in here.  Next stop- Mikes House and

 

chp (chip) don't no what it means yet....good newbie....

 

bad newbies and conductors (remember the looking for terms when this place started...)-----all you tards who like the smell of it....no more relapses.....

 

Not a relapse but in deserve of a spanking list----Ginger, mess, bigfoot, dirtdigger, horney toad,...various reasons- cheating , disappearing, humping the sink,  general woman trouble making

 

Fire Call- gotta go back to work. Help fireman save a cat or air out bad cooking....

Alarm cancelled- back to program

 

missing some- teach, pimp, joe is back a lot  but his game squeeze silly is way gone, jewly, scoobydo too

 

sarah shows up when she need an underwear change- "hot date with a guy I barely noticed in life, smart nerd type with feelings, think I will tame him and throw him away..."

 

gabs and Hokymilf quiet too much but the jens (dd 2) make enough noise to call the...

 

the ambulance need called- dog homer and dangerous and markus barely breathing...someone kick them

 

kicking- cats for fun....top game

sharonmakesmestiff still one of the top names here mentalloss right behind

 

Nancy pull the craft around---need to get back to trailer...

Alarm cancelled- back to program

 

missing some- teach, pimp, joe is back a lot  but his game squeeze silly is way gone, jewly, scoobydo too

 

sarah shows up when she need an underwear change- "hot date with a guy I barely noticed in life, smart nerd type with feelings, think I will tame him and throw him away..."

 

gabs and Hokymilf quiet too much but the jens (dd 2) make enough noise to call the...

 

the ambulance need called- dog homer and dangerous and markus barely breathing...someone kick them

 

kicking- cats for fun....top game

sharonmakesmestiff still one of the top names here mentallost right behind

 

Nancy pull the craft around---need to get back to trailer...

Look out front....I'm here...

and I call dibs on kissing smarti first this week.........

 

 

me and nancys shack is called the casino and we win a lot..

Right on, you tell it like it is!

....bat in pj's was a sight

 

 

"I'm in"....  spewed coffee and fell in love with the QT in that moment.  good job kickin it off babs

"I'm in"....  spewed coffee and fell in love with the QT in that moment.  good job kickin it off babs

 

Glad I could inspire someone  :P

Humping the sink? Is nothing sacred around here....

Cloned again!

 

I am an individual dang it!! ;)

Hey feels kinda weird in this suit, I feel all funny, might even insult a few just for kicks, it's very liberating :)

 

Must change back soon though, I think this suit is rubber and there seems to be feathers on the inside hmmmmm

that's the g string riding up..enjoy it, feels good after a while

Oh dear why do get the thoughts of second hand g string with costume, quick change :)