What do you say about a guy who beings a smile and chuckle to everybody here no matter where in the world they are at or how they are feeling,

 

Who gives support to everyone here,

 

Who supported and stood my his wife in her time of need and continues to do so

 

Who rides a motorcycle and has a new Ford 4x4

 

Who likes lots of beer, farts a lot, flirts and likes dogs

 

Who picks crumbs off is belly and eats them as he's laying on the couch

 

Who leaves the toilet seat up

 

Who can now see his toes and other parts of his body over his belly now that he is working out

 

Who gave up his porn star career to become a policeman

 

Who still table dances on his days off when not on the "Sexy Talk Hot Line"

 

Who sings and shakes his booty in the shower to "like a virgin"

 

Who has a picture of Pee Wee Herman in his wallet next to his wife's

 

Who lives in his own world so he can make fun of ours

 

Who picks his butt or nose when nobody is looking or thinks nobody is looking

 

Who lives at the end of a rainbow in other words, in a rust belt city like myself

 

Who best friend is the remote then dog

 

Who grumbles about doing house work, that's because he is wearing an apron!

 

Who falls in love with himself every time he stands in front of a mirror in heels

 

Who watches Saturday morning cartoons and plays dress up with his dogs

 

Who can make a straw go in one nostril and out the other

 

Who looks up to Al Bundy from married with children

 

Who has a lifetime subscription to "BIG'UNS"

 

Who shaves his beard and legs everyday

 

Who loves cats!

 

Who someday will meet up with at the Myrtle Beach bike rally

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!

 

 

Anything think of anything I missed?

NOPE.

 

Porky. Thanks.

I think you pretty much covered it all Rez :)

Aww :)   He's got a lot going for him, our Bakon.   :wub:

 

Unfortunately, in the end we'll be judged by how we treated the cats.   :girl_to_take_umbrage:

Yep you missed

 

Who scratches his bits and has a beer and calls it a date

 

Who is curious on the cross dressing scene

Our Bakon is special....

Just licking my window

I'm glad it's your window

Just licking my LSD laden window

I fixed that for you Breakfast Food. 

Never did that. Watched friends though. Never liked even the maryj high....thought everyone knew and was too paranoid. Image a 8-10 hour buzz. NOPE.. But always liked my beer.