went to the party as a streaker.

 

Then when my wife showed up

… in a super hot Xena Warrior Princess costume, and everyone stopped looking at me anyway. But the very best part of the party was…

Watching Sandy's 97 year old mom doing that beer bong. And if that wasn't enough

she began break dancing holding the keg with one arm.

 

And just then the aliens came in dressed as flying poo Butt

They got chased out by the guys dressed as flies. 

Best party since

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… @Doreensfree and @Reciprocity hosted their “Yuletide Yodeling” soirée last December. Things got out of hand when…

All the neighborhood dogs started howling along with them. 

This made the 

Edited October 31, 20232 yr by jillar

Aliens so scared they left the planet.

 

Now that Doreen realized her voice created the alien departure, she...

Got her voice insured for a million dollars.

 

Some of these commercials

…give you earworms that last for years. Like the one…

That's stuck in my head for Jardiance.

At least I think that's what an ear worm is and not

…an unfortunate medical condition.

 

To get rid of them you could try…

Holding a bird up to your ear and keeping your fingers crossed. 

So many times there has been

… a strange thumping noise from the basement. I wonder…

How long I've had a basement and why I haven't stumbled upon one in all these years. Maybe the thud is the mice when they're 

…practicing their judo moves. A troupe of killer mice would come in handy…

Said no one ever. But I guess there is one thing 

…that should not be an Olympic event. That’s…

Breaking unless they allow all forms of dance to compete in their categories. The sport I'd like to see is

… Haggis Hurling. But they’d need to prevent…

People from eating it while they're waiting for their turn.

There's also

…a lot of eating at Christmas time. Last year the holidays got out of hand when…

The dog got on the table and grabbed the turkey. I never thought

…. the turkey would fit under the bed, but dang if he didn’t drag it under there. All of the Quit Train guests I had over for dinner…

Were so amused by the show they totally didn't realize that was dinner. One guest thought