… in charge.

 

If I could turn back time I’d…

stay single 🤣

 

Who said

…life is fair.

 

Because of the porcupines…

we eat opossum 🤣

 

I found Waldo 

 

… standing naked in the laundromat, because he only owns the one shirt.

It takes courage to…

 

Stand naked in a laundromat waiting for your shirt to dry

 

Almost everyone can

…recall a moment of utter embarrassment.

 

The snorkeling lesson was lots of fun until…

I farted and filled my wetsuit up with stink..  🤣

 

A haircut  can

 

 

… make your day.

Count to ten before…

You try to find me

 

Go ahead and

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Make my day

 

You are the laziest

…cook in the kitchen.

The zookeeper was concerned…

about the missing monkeys

 

The monkeys were

… eventually located in the women’s evening-wear section of Macys.

One especially stylish monkey…

Was found at the make up counter getting a complimentary make over.

 

Some people find 

 that monkeys in make up are attractive.

 

The monkey might have crapped 

In the dressing rooms but they couldn't find it.

 

Some things are just

Impossible to comprehend.

 

What the hell is

this thread all about?

 

If I had my way 

Cats would scoop out their own litter boxes

 

It always seems like

…sticks win whenever I go on business trips.

 

Despite the rain…

 

 

The dog still had to poop

 

Who ever said

…”out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider run under their bed.

 

I once knew a guy who…

Cleaned up after himself.

 

And another guy who