oh boy....do i ever!! But I can't just yet ;)

 

TPBM is left handed

No, not a southpaw 

 

TPBM

 

has disorganized closets

Nope not this guy - I am a little OCD with certain things.

 

TPBM is terrible with directions

wrong !  I am excellent with directions.

 

TPBM

 

listens to too much news

Negative...I HATE the news...I do not like reading it...watching it on TV  or listening to it on the radio... it is ALL NEGATIVE!!!

 

TPBM loves them some craft beers

False don't like beers unless that's all there is to drink then I quite like them :)

 

TPBM can ice skate

Nope  - I can go fast in a straight line but can't stop - I roller blade though!

 

TPBM  Loves their job

I do

 

TPBM is off work today

I am playing hooky and have painting facing the wall :( .

I had better at least Hoover or something.

 

TPBM

 

picks up litter when they see it 

Hate it when people litter!!!  Hate it what people through stuff out the window of there car...LAZINESS!!!  I will pick it up...I care about our mother earth.

 

TPBM has been in jail longer then 24 hours

False it was only a few hours ;)

 

TPBM has eaten frogs legs or would eat them

true in Quebec.  delish.  tastes like chicken for true.  poor frogs.  poor chickens.  poor beautiful cabbage. arghhhhhh!  where is mana from heaven ?

 

TPBM

 

will eat spinach at every meal (like me)

True I think I am Popeye reincarnated :)

Can't make up my mind on that one  ;)

 

TPBM has poison Ivy?

No but the person above me does

 

TPBM wants to scratch himself

True Really Really Really Bad!  :wacko:  :blink:  :wacko2:  :wacko22:  :dash2:

 

 

TPBM has some nice nails for scratching 

True but not 3500 miles long :)

 

TPBM needs wine

Crap!

 

Yes, a bottle sounds good! 

 

TPBM served in the arm forces 

False but my spouse does

 

TPBM is getting married soon

Hmmmm...if I lived in Utah... this might be happening but not in Indiana

 

TPBM saw snow this morning

Not a chance and I couldn't be happier about it.

 

TPBM  Always Carves the Turkey on Thanksgiving

Negative... don't like Turkey... don't do Turkey in my house... Man rules!!!

 

TPBM has had a near death experience

well, just dreams while knocked out in a concussion.

Dead Daddy said, I couldn't cross over yet, and that made me so terrible mad that I woke up cussin'.

 

TPBM

 

has driven cross country

False just up and down the east coast. 

 

TPBM loves all things vintage

Most things vintage.  pre-70's for sure.

 

TPBM

 

please.  does not have to go to the creepy sleep place again.