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**New Game** Your Favorite Things A - Z

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Plonk - alcohol, usually wine. "Give us a glass a plonk would ya?"

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Quid (another way of saying pounds, as in I need 5 quid to buy a poxy Starbucks coffee these days) 

Just now, Sslip said:

Quid (another way of saying pounds, as in I need 5 quid to buy a poxy Starbucks coffee these days) 

 

Oh... Are translations required?

Not necessarily just thought I'd add a little bit of colour :)

Root - to have sex, usually just a hook up or one night stand "I pulled a root last night." .... Or the great Australian puck ul line... "How bout a root".... 

Struggled to choose so I didn't

 

Sherbets - Alcoholic drinks, usually related to beer, as in, we're going down the pub for a few sherbets.

 

Scooby - Rhyming slang Scooby Doo = Clue, as in I didn't have a scooby on how to choose between the two entries, so I listed both.

^doesn't Scooby also mean joint? "I went around Tims for a scooby?"

 

Tinny - 1) a can of beer. 2) a small aluminium boat, usually with an outboard motor and usually for fishing. 3) to be lucky, ie  "Didya hear about that tinny barstad Kev, he won tatts?"

(Maybe it does, but I don't socialize in the right circles - I've only used it to mean I really don't know :))

 

Up the duff - Pregnant

^ in Aus the land of the great abbreviation you can get away with just saying 'upthe'

 

Vejayjay - an immature term for the female anatomy.

Wank - To masturbate. Which was why the child in me would snigger when dealing with a client who went by the moniker Matt Wank.

 

Wanker - A little counterintuitively, it isn't used as a term for one who wanks, it is more commonly used as a term to descibe a person who is a bit of an arsehole.

 

 

Walloper (in scots language pronounced w-all-ipur (don't forget to roll your r's))

 

In context one would say - you're a pure walloper so ye ur

 

Meaning you are a penis 

 

You bet me to it but thought I'd add mine too.. ?

                                

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^^^ We've been missing some glorious Scottish slang.

Just wanted to note this.. 

 

my kids watching Disney channels Victorious

 

can't you imagine my shock....!!!

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Oh and I have no X words in my vocabulary, anybody else??

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Xeroxer....a trendy modern way to say copy cat...he is a full on xeroxed, he even xeroxed my hair do.

Yer erse's oot the windae ..

(Your arse is out the window)

 

Meaning you are talking sh*te ?

Zonked out ... Asleep from exhaustion.... Last night I zonked out on the counch.

 

Zipper Dinner

Alan Whickers - Cockney rhyming slang for knickers.

 

Bogan - a term for my social class of people.

 

Blow Job - sucking c0ck

 

Blowie - 1) a Blow Fly... 2) a blow job .... As in give us a blowie.

 

 

 

 

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