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Mid Life Misery for Women only

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I can watch that over and over Leanna. That is just so hilarious. 

 

"You're missing the vagician" 

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    I'm 59 & still have some problems, I was so looking forward to the change & having sex w/o birth control but damn it I haven't been "lucky" in yrs.

I can watch that over and over Leanna. That is just so hilarious. 

 

"You're missing the vagician" 

I'll admit... I've watched it about 5 times today, lol.

 

"Periods don't have glitter in them."

I'll admit... I've watched it about 5 times today, lol.

 

"Periods don't have glitter in them."

Me too

"Do you know how hard it is to find a uterus pinata?"

My mom actually bought me a kit ! And she told my father ! :)

Don't know which is worse.

I knew NOTHING.  Thought I was dying and hid it from everyone.

Finally after days, an older sister blew into town and set me right.

I laugh now at my stoicism, poor little S.  :mellow: 

 

My daughter was told everything, early.

Probably too early.

At 3 or 4 she thought penis and vagina were two people that lived in your nose. :D 

 

I guess, too much information, too early but, I wanted to make sure she knew EVERYTHING.

S

 

How are you feeling all creamed up Beacon ?

Nice and calm, nice and cool for you.

Don't know which is worse.

I knew NOTHING.  Thought I was dying and hid it from everyone.

Finally after days, an older sister blew into town and set me right.

I laugh now at my stoicism, poor little S.  :mellow: 

 

My daughter was told everything, early.

Probably too early.

At 3 or 4 she thought penis and vagina were two people that lived in your nose. :D 

 O.m.g....hilerious.....

I wasn't told anything either....at 11 I thought,I was dying of something bad....

I guess, too much information, too early but, I wanted to make sure she knew EVERYTHING.

S

 

How are you feeling all creamed up Beacon ?

Nice and calm, nice and cool for you.

Don't know which is worse.

I knew NOTHING.  Thought I was dying and hid it from everyone.

Finally after days, an older sister blew into town and set me right.

I laugh now at my stoicism, poor little S.  :mellow: 

 

My daughter was told everything, early.

Probably too early.

At 3 or 4 she thought penis and vagina were two people that lived in your nose. :D 

 

I guess, too much information, too early but, I wanted to make sure she knew EVERYTHING.

S

 

How are you feeling all creamed up Beacon ?

Nice and calm, nice and cool for you.

Thankfully my grandma told my mom everything, but my mom's best friend thought she was bleeding to death! It was such a taboo subject back then, I think.

How is the cream working ?  quick quick, I hope Beacon.

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Perhaps there may be a small light forming in the distance. Not sure yet.

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Not sure. i have been using this Estrogel.

 

Tomorrow i go to the dr.

 

Still sweaty :(

Not sure. i have been using this Estrogel.

 

Tomorrow i go to the dr.

 

Still sweaty :(

crap :( xx

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Got the cocktail now: estrogen, progesterone, dhea and testosterone. Very exciting! Sleep! Energy! Perspective! No yelling!

Got the cocktail now: estrogen, progesterone, dhea and testosterone. Very exciting! Sleep! Energy! Perspective! No yelling!

this is great mel! so hope it all works out for you hun xxx

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I am now doing two doses of estrogel cream and one progestorone pill. Magic. Yey!

 

Next I am getting from a compunding pharmacy some teststorone cream and a dhea pill. These are all bio identical hormones.

 

I am sleeping better and the hot flashes are reduced about 90%. I am not an emotional wreck any more. Let's see if my energy continues to return

Hee hee my favorite thing to do was compound meds. I usually made fertility drugs though. I am very glad that you found a combination that is working for you.

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Well my cocktail is great! No more sweats and I am sleeping! But something I think is making me itch :0 hmm choices choices

nobody ever told me

 

that you can spend at least an hour with a magnifying mirror and trusty tweezers one morning,

 

tidying up your eyebrows and the accumulated sprouts,

 

the next morning, you pick up the mirror to admire your work from yesterday

 

and THERE

 

RIGHT THERE on FRONT STREET

 

is a thick black or, white hair

 

that is SO LONG it can stretch around to your ear and back a number of times.

 

Is there something magic you old broads use ?  like a facial nair thing or something ?

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