You get a new sketch pad.

 

I insert springtime allergies.

And you get gesundheit.

 

I insert a box of Kleenex.

and you get manflu

 

I insert a pencil sharpner

You get little stubby pencils my son refuses to throw away.

 

I insert a cell phone.

And you get some peace and quiet while it recharges (and some missed calls as well).

 

I insert a waffle

and you get maple syrup

 

I insert a roll of cellotape

You get all the music ever recorded by Led Zeppelin on a reel to reel tape.

 

I insert a cup of super glue...

And you get a lump of cyanoacrylate polymer shaped like the inside of a cup.

 

I insert a deck chair

You get a matching table.

 

I insert Chinese food.

An hour later it's hungry again so I

 

insert more Chinese food...

And you get a fortune cookie with the fortune "Your life will change in surprising ways", also your lucky numbers are 3-6-11-56-23-19.

 

I insert a lucky lottery ticket

And it is a loser.

 

I insert a pound of sand

And you get a hourglass.

 

I insert a grocery list

and forty thousand dollars magically appears on my SNAP card!

 

I cram a squealing pig into the Coke Machine...

And you get Porchetta!!! Some crusty bread and a bit of mustard shows up as well.

 

I insert early bedtime

You get a teddy bear. (g'night)

 

I insert a lead ingot

And you get a really depressing balloon that doesn't fly and is no fun to play with.

 

I insert composted cow manure

You get a hamburger

 

I insert a pretzel

And a cold beer shows up (a bit early for me).

 

I insert some highway traffic

You get some disgruntled people late for work.

 

I insert my dirty car.

you get a bucket of dirty water

 

I insert an avacado

You get guacamole

 

I insert Monday :(

You get lots of coffee.

 

I insert a television.

you get a comfy armchair

 

I insert a cycle helmet

you get a bike wheel

 

I insert the lady doctor appt I have to go to wednesday  :(