You get some zzz's.

 

I insert nails and a hammer.

And You get a treehouse

 

I insert a bag of flower and some eggs

You get to clean up a messy kitchen.

 

I insert a pair of socks and a pair of sandals.

You get an old man wearing socks and sandals

 

I insert my headache

You get a brick to drop on your foot..instant headache relief and free! (Hope you feel better)

 

I insert an insert.

you retrieve a Retriever, Golden,  of course.

 

I insert an emerald pool surrounded by red Chert rocks in the High Desert

You get paradise

 

I insert chili peppers

You get a glass of water.

 

I insert the disdain I feel having to return to a sucky job tomorrow.

You hit the lotto and can quit

 

I insert Mt. Laundry

You receive a mountain that is never dirty again.

 

I insert hue and saturation values of colour 

You get the Blue Screen of Death.

 

I insert four pounds of junk mail.

You get a new shredder.

 

I insert a cup of pumpkin spice coffee.

you get a demerit for coffee blasphemy

 

I insert a lb of baking soda to neutralize the machine

You're about to get an interesting experiment because I Insert vinegar

I think DD just blew up the coke machine - so I buy you all a new one and insert the first quarter.

and we all get a Tardis !  Thank you Hum !

 

I insert an 8 course delectable meal for 10

And a homeless camp springs up.

I insert pocket lint

and out pops a needle felted finger puppet

 

I insert vision

You get an awesome pair of glasses. 

 

I insert some vodka

You get mistakes.

 

I insert a sucky job.

you find work that inspires you

 

I insert very nice people

You make new friends

 

I insert a journal and a pen

you get a novel

 

I insert candy corn

You get ready for trick or treating

 

I insert a snorkle

You get to swim with a great white! 

 

I insert my friggin' allergies