And you get a fully cooked Thanksgiving dinner....complete with pie :)

 

I insert scuba gear

you get The Belly of The Whale up close and personal

 

I insert

 

a length of shiny pretty razor wire

You get a security system

 

I insert a Halloween mask

You get arrested for wearing a mask while banking in early October 

 

I insert

 

a Mayan Calendar 

You get a doomsday cult

 

I insert a solar eclipse

you get that fabulous shimmery colour to knit with

 

I insert fertility

You get Quintuplets

 

I insert the alphabet

you memorize a lifetime of acronyms

 

I insert a rare and expensive bottle of Pinot Noir

You get back an empty bottle *machine hiccups* 

 

I insert theatrical make up

and suddenly you age 500 years

 

I insert tap shoes

You get a Shirley Temple flashback.

 

I insert a bowling ball.

You get to throw it at some sticks.

 

I insert Halloween treats

You get a goody bag from the dentist.

 

I insert Smiley Wiley's book of counting  :rolleyes:

And 12 now magically comes after 8

 

I insert my alarm clock

And you get the pleasure of waking me up this morning...

 

I insert my cat's broken scratching post

You get some claw caps.

 

I insert thunderstorms.

You get free electricity for a month :)

 

I insert my annoying work colleague

You get a pushpin on his chair.

I insert a box of stale cheez-its

You get a mouse infestation 

 

I insert a nutella sandwich

You meet your protein quota for a week

 

I insert a Midget

You get a freakshow 

 

I insert Bandito

you get to unravel Bandito's kilt for many balls of  new yarn

 

I insert SueBeDo

You get a great new friend

 

I insert my comfy slippers

You get something for the dog to chew on.

 

I insert a new poll.

You get a happy Jenny

 

I insert allergy tablets