and out comes Mr. Jingles and the whole mouse circus

 

I put in a charcoal grill...

And out comes bacon wrapped pineapple hor d'oeuvres

 

I put in a bong

And out came a cloud of smoke & a bag of chips

 

I put in a horse shoe and a hammer

And out comes a front door

 

I put in my flip phone

And out comes the turn of the millenium asking "What internet?"

 

I put in a suit jacket and a trouser press

And out came the blues brothers

 

I put in slime

And out came Stretch Armstrong

 

I put in a snail

And out came escargot...

 

I put in a flamenco dancer

And out comes a Mariachi band

 

I put in a booger

And out comes The Blob..(run for your life, run for your life I say)

 

I put in the scab off my skint knee

And out comes a cloned wee wee me or is that a wee wee me me or wee me wee me?

 

I put in an Elton John from the 1980s and an are you sure look?

 

 

And out comes a big duck on a yellow brick road 

 

I put in a flying monkey

And out comes Dorothy and Toto

 

I put in a nail file and chipped fingernail

Are you trying to pick a lock or a nose?

 

Either way out comes something that should have remained private.

 

I put in a ramekin and a gallon of petrol

And out comes a bon fire

 

I put in a tube of toothpaste

And out come my dentures into a glass. Ta-da!

 

I put in a puppy and a rope toy

And out comes a yoyo trick

 

I put in a wad of gum

And out comes a school desk

 

 

I put on a peacock feather

Glad you put on a peacock feather but what do you put IN? 

Hahaha..

 

Oooopps again.. Not having the best of days..

 

After I put on a peacock feather I took it off and stuck it in the machine....

And out came Yankee Doodle

so I stuck him back in the machine

And our came Adam Ant.. 

 

I put in my 80's luminous socks

 

And out comes Richard Simmons 

 

 

I put in a brochure for a resort

And out came MY cabana boy

 

I put in my hula hoop...

And out pops a pretty talented kitty

 

 

I put in a shopping cart