And out comes a Scotsman

 

I put in a can of furniture polish

Out came a very slippery sliding board

 

I put in a chair & desk...

And out comes a boring day

 

I put in a cake and a file

 

 

And out comes prisoner 2134962

I put in prisoner 2134962

out came a stolen car and a bag full of money

 

I put in a mop and bucket...

Out comes Sadie the Cleaning Lady

 

I put in some ribbons an bows

Out comes a bunch of gifts for my birthday next week

 

I put in a picture frame

And out comes a framed birth certificate and a calendar (your birthday ain't next week)

 

I put in some suntan lotion and snow boots

And a surfer eskimo comes out (yes it is my birthday next week lol)

 

I put in a coupon

(The next week is getting mightily congested, my son thursday, my wife friday, my wife's BFF the following Tuesday, beazel anniversary Wednesday - can't you put yours off until it is a little quieter?)

 

And out comes a free haircut whether you like it or not

 

I put in my best beach towel and a pair of flip flops

 

 

And a fat man with a Speedo comes out (that's a lot of birthdays, mines the 12th so your right it's not next week lol. So your wish is my command lol)

 

I put a toilet in

Out comes a plumber looking flushed

 

I put in a rubber duck and a loofah

And out comes a pair of crocs

 

I put in the letter k

It reacted with the moisture in the machine and blew it up 

 

After fixing it I put in two teeth and one fairy

 

And Duane Johnson aka the tooth fairy came out

I put in a Coors light

And out came a smiling bunny

 

I put in a Rolex and a bottle of champagne 

And out comes my next husband 

 

I put in a special brownie

And out popped ME....a little bruised, but a huge smile on my face - giggling!

 

I put in a mouse & mouse pad...

And out comes cheese and printer paper

I put in a Doors cd

And out comes an orgy

 

I put in a kaleidoscope....

And out comes a hit of acid 

 

I put in a bowl of cereal

And out comes Mikey

 

I put in a flute....

And out comes the American Pie DVD

I put in a fence board

And out comes slapstick comedy

 

I put a pair of sunglasses and a voucher for plastic surgery

Out pops Michael Jackson

 

I put in a clown with small feet