You get some potato skins, with extra bacon and cheese.

 

I insert snowshoes and a furry hat.

You get a bright red nose and a cup of hot chocolate.

 

I insert a two story vintage house.

You get a brand new mansion

 

I insert this damn Frozen dvd

And you get a live serenade 

 

I insert an old clock radio

You get a rendition of Elvis' Blue Suede Shoes.

 

I insert a bottle of cheap red wine.

The machine spits it back out at you. 

 

I insert sticks

and out comes some stones

 

I insert bar-b-que flavour peanuts 

Out comes an elephant with bad breath

 

I insert a palm tree

You get some lovely tropical weather 

 

I insert some coffee

out comes mexican jumping beans

 

 

I insert some bubble gum

 

 

I am not sure if I'm playing this right...lol

Your shoes get stuck to the floor! (You did great Babs)

 

I insert the neighbor whose car alarm went off all night. 

You get the keys to the city for restoring peace and relocating said annoying neighbor

 

I insert an 8 foot inflatable beach ball

You get change back

 

I insert a chupacabra

All the goats feel safer and the royalties roll in for proof of its existence

 

I insert some magic mushrooms

You get 1 to 5  :)

 

I insert a cheese doodle.

You get cheese fingers

 

I insert this garbage weather. 

You get a free trip to a Tropical Island

 

I insert a map of NY

You get lost

 

I insert a T-Rex

You never get bullied again

 

I insert a Fig Tree

You get a never ending supply of Fig Newtons.

 

I insert stinky feet.

You get a correct change only message  :P

 

I insert a thankful heart.

You receive peace and understanding.

 

I insert a golden retriever and a stuffed toy

You get one heck of a time.

 

I insert Donuts

You get a powder sugar mouthed Bakon

 

I insert a down pillow

You get a good nights sleep.

 

I insert a book