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Not In My Living Room A-Z

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Trust me the arse wouldn't be on your couch. Unless there was a last minute refusal by the patient ?

 

Quiche - no take this crap away and get me a proper pie. 

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Saddles - no your horsey crap already takes up to much room find somewhere else for it. 

^^ who you talkin to..????

 

 Teasel now I love teasel the bees love teasel but that stuff will rip you to shreds !!

^^^ that may be my wife and daughter :)

 

Ukelele - sorry not interested in a George Formby revival. 

^^ you got the bottle to say it to their faces..??

 

15 minutes ago, Sslip said:

Ukelele - sorry not interested in a George Formby revival. 

 

Here you... I've got one in my livingroom..!!

 

 

Voles... they wee shites tear up everything..!!

 

^^^ Yes, we have no saddles in the living room. In the dining room yes, hallway yes, bedroom (?) yes, but not the living room. 

 

Is this Ukelele in your multi coloured living room? And more importantly do you play? 

 

Werewolves 

^^hope the horses ain't in the saddles.?

 

Who said my livingroom was multi coloured??

 

Xanadu... it's a place where nobody dared to go ...

 

Just don't want it in my livingroom...!!

^^^ you did with the purple sofa

 

Yoda - he's a cool dude, but judgemental he is. 

10 hours ago, Sslip said:

^^^ you did with the purple sofa

 Oooopppssy... All right...  hands up... so I might have told a teensy weensy wee white lie....???

 

 

Ants.. a don't want them in my pants or in my livingroom...!!

 

 

 

^^^ I think of it more as imaginative story telling 

 

Badminton - we would need to take the ceiling out and use the height of the upstairs as well, then my bed would fall through. 

Dentists - You stick to your surgery and I'll come to you. 

Elephant poo

 

 

F is free @Sslippy..... better hurry up before Jo jumps in with both feet...??

 

@Sslippy....... @Sslippy......

         

          @Sslippy...

 

 

@Sslippy .. are you sleeping on the job again..

 

Am trying ma best to help you here.. short of comin down and chappin your door there is nothing else I can do...!!

 

Really @Sslippy... really.. am doin ma best here... 

 

Right that's it am putting ma shoes on and jump in next train down to you.. shouldn't be too hard to find you...how big can Kent be..??

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^^^ wait no need I'm here. I was just getting in a bit of a training walk. Got off 4 train stops earlier than I needed to and walked the rest of the way

 

So F is mine and courtesy of Get Him To The Greek

 

Furry walls

 

Don't need 'em, don' t want 'em.

 

And @Wee fluffy me thank you ? 

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^^ ooofft..  I take it your4 stops early aren't the same as mine.. cos I'd still be in glasgow and have a 25 mile training walk..!!!

 

What you trainin for @Sslippy..?

 

Giant moths... have you seen the size of those buggers..? Man they can eat the paper clean off the wall..!!

My grand canyon trek at the end of October. 

 

Hairspray - that would just be rubbing salt into the wound 

 

Am no being funny but a don't think 4 stops are gonna cut it .... how many miles is that..??

 

Internet free zone... cos then a cannae watch ma netflix...?

^^^ Still building up, but that was 6.5 miles on the way home from work.

 

Jager bomb

 

It's good on a night out, but not a drink for at home

11 hours ago, Sslip said:

^^^ Still building up, but that was 6.5 miles on the way home from work.

 

Oooww nice.. hope you brought comfy shoes..?

 

Maggots..???????  Damn.. my skin is crawling now..!!!

^^^ They weren't too bad when I bought them a few weeks back and they're properly broken in now. I've got 80 miles of walking done in the last two weeks, so getting there.

 

Nest of vipers

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