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-19 :) i'll carry it this time. you're on deck
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BRILLIANT! This is how it's done.
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One crave at a time. Look the crave in the eye and say f u and mean it. Hang on to the BIG reason you want to be a non-smoker....put that in front of the crave and beat it down. Look, you have 2 more days of feeling like you're being tugged behind the cruise ship, and THEN....you have a lifetime of opportunity. A really short, difficult struggle and then you decide how you get to live.....not the friggin addiction keeping you trapped. You got this Mike...just dig in deep.
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"I'm in".... spewed coffee and fell in love with the QT in that moment. good job kickin it off babs
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And now come the jokes...... The novel "Fifty Shades Of Grey" has seduced women - and baffled blokes. Now a spoof, Fifty Sheds Of Grey, offers a treat for the men. The book has author Colin Grey recounting his love encounters at the bottom of the garden. Here are some extracts... Fifty Sheds Of Grey We tried various positions - round the back, on the side, up against a wall... but in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the garden was the only place for a good shed. She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then harder until finally it came. I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot. Ever since she read THAT book, I've had to buy all kinds of ropes, chains and shackles. She still manages to get into the shed, though. "Put on this rubber suit and mask," I instructed, calmly. "Mmmm, kinky!" she purred. "Yes," I said, "You can't be too careful with all that asbestos in the shed roof." "I'm a very naughty girl," she said, biting her lip. "I need to be punished." So I invited my mum to stay for the weekend. "Harder!" she cried, gripping the workbench tightly. "Harder!" "Okay," I said. "What's the gross national product of Nicaragua?" I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window. Despite my concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat. "Are you sure you can take the pain?" she demanded, brandishing stilettos. "I think so," I gulped. "Here we go, then," she said, and showed me the receipt. "Hurt me!" she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench. "Very well," I replied. "You've got fat ankles and no dress sense." "Are you sure you want this?" I asked. "When I'm done, you won't be able to sit down for weeks." She nodded. "Okay," I said, putting the three-piece suite on eBay. "Punish me!" she cried. "Make me suffer like only a real man can!" "Very well," I replied, leaving the toilet seat up.
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-15 gone and back again... had the special
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tic toc....
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-14 G'Morning. It's my sister's birthday. We're off to have breakfast at our favorite diner.
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Awe, Congrats Nancy! It's a good day to celebrate you :)
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