Stewbum

Slow up chickees. -7

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NOPE!! NO WAY. NOT TODAY.

Nice job Bri

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went to the party as a streaker. Then when my wife showed up

Little Johnny comes down the staircase to eat breakfast. They live on a farm. And before he sits down to eat his mother asked if he had done his chores. Not yet say's little Johnny, and his mother tells him he can't eat until he completes his chores. Well, he is a little pissed off, so he goes to feed the chickens and he kick's one. He goes to feed the cows and he kick's one. He goes to feed the pig's and he kick's one. He goes back inside and sits down for breakfast; his mother serves him a bowel of dry cereal. How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, why don't I have any milk in my cereal?! He asks. Well, I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week, I saw you kick a pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week, and I also saw you kick a cow so no milk for a week either. Just then his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen... Little Johnny look's up at his mother with a smile and says, are you going to tell him or should I?

Nice job fella's. Took a nap and woke up a winner.... -1

know when there won't be enough carrots. But seriously if the world is like an oyster

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to become invisible and make a movie, but because being a movie star is so tasking and Jimmy Stewart is a much better actor I gave it up and just wanted to be a regular happy bunny again, and just when I thought things were returning to normal

because as I was skydiving I saw him mowing his lawn. Then when I landed and started my 500k triathalon again saw him

Chicks must be nappin. 5

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that he couldn't lay around and be lazy all day on Sunday. He proved me wrong but I

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Ok, Chill Out Chicks.... -6

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NOPE!!

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