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Just told the kid and she wants to know if you understand that Earl Grey was a racist pig who had nothing to do with France?

Are you for real?

Scientific physiology investigation causes yearnings Hdyep

The vanilla undertone is crap. Do you think all my relos laugh at it? (We have another brand here doing a Melbourne breakfast tea with frickin aniseed undertones that is vomitus.... And don't get the kid started on French earl grey.... Best be ready for a history lesson)

Saw it tonight, had a taste test...ppft...yeah right, you really think T2? (At our place the kid drinks that fruity shit, chai or earl grey... The drug deal (me, ad I am now known) drinks (besides me coffee) Australian Afternoon Tea which is Twinings or loose leaf Assam or loose leaf Russian caravan.)

Don't ya think she'd just say hasta la vista baby back? (I reakon she's really Fluffy's... 30 mins in t2 lookin for a frickin purple mug and none were frickin purple enough)

Yep, do you think the kid is a secret Brit?

I think they have one at the queen Vic market. Don't you have them at your markets?

I reakon when you get cut ya bleed red, white an blue. Is it bad that I don't stand for god save the queen?

Can I have mine minus the flies? Is T2an Aussie shop or do you have T2 too?

An out came Aussie rules, the greatest game on earth! I put in 2 white flags.

I've had mine. Why is shopping the crappiest thing on earth to do?

Cos they always seem to be lookin down on us. Would you drink hot cross bun tea?

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I've heard it feels better when its tight?

-6.. Every frickin time, along comes notski and pings me... If I was going to emulate an Aussie cricketer it would be Gillie not the current yobs. Oh and @despair not -5 ducky, not 5 do I nerd to check your ball?

-5... Frucking hate shopping... Made it to the plaza, parked.. Coffee o'clock.

-3.. Yeah ditto... My weekend started 1.5 hours ago, and Fluffy's gunna be so proud of me I'm off egg shopping.

-1 mornin Weegie. Do you get a public holiday tomorrow?

Do they play doubles ping-pong?

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Sorry to hear about your dad. Sending out best wishes for a positive outcome and speedy recovery. My thoughts are with you all during this trying time.

Well done GloryB. Ripper quit.

Congrats Crysilis on 4 years of freedom.

Out came Willie Nelson jammin with Bob Marley's ghost I put in a saint