Sslip

Have you got one going spare?

10 yeah I reckon those would have been the days if I could remember back that far

What magic remedy can you recommend for aching joints?

True an apple tree, although the apples are dreadful. TNP spends a lot of time tending their yard or garden?

Se A Vida E (despite the very dodgy foreign language skills)

Queen Rania of Jordan for her support of education.

8

True ... steak, I like steak. TNP has a huge amount of ketchup with their barbecue food?

You think it is her expertise and a kindness all wrapped in one?

I guess there's nobody left around that remembers the horror all the much

Snake

False we have enough junk of our own already and I couldn't spot a bargain if it hit me in the face TNP would rather take old stuff to the dump than try to sell at a garage or car boot sale?

High heels

Have you got Fluffy level expertise at catching Unicorns or will you just get in the way?

5 I'd be thankful to have enough hair to colour these days

Ooohhh, per chance and shite all in the same sentence, are you not sure whether to use industrial or 18th century language?

5 Are you saying that you don't like orange hair then?

False ... except it is more convenient depending on what you need to get TNP likes shopping at popular auction sites?

I'm safe to offer that person a piece of my mind then?

5 ... Why didn't you have your hair done in the pride colours as well Fluffy. I would have expected you to go all out.

Decrepitate

5 No I like the colour, it suits you

Bares