Wee fluffy me

2 Yay.. another lifeform..?

2.... Hellloooo Hellloooo Hellloooo

Whoop whoop.. Congrat's on being 4months smoke free... keep up the great work ?

Whoop whoop Weegie... what a belter you've gone and done it.. ya auld pharte.. ? It's been fantastic to spent this past year with you and watch you forge your quit and keeping me and many others in stitches on the game boards whilst also jumping in with advice where needed.. That's what this place is all about.. We luv ya weeg.. and all the gang are here to celebrate with you... But hen ... you need tae cool the beans? You can take the girl outta Glasgow but you can't take Glasgow outta the girl..??

Don't stop believing

Balloon animal

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Eggy farts... Need I say more...

Sheesh.. it's here again so soon.. I may look like that but my NOPE is beautiful...

We all love our slobbies Doreen a wee reward in itself...?

Stop talkin sh*te

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That face would stop a clock

We turns ours back last Sunday Jillar.. now lighter in the morning darker in evening too..

OMG... no way José.. so soon... I've sorted the Irn Bru and rolls n slice Now I need to sort out an outfit...

Seriously...... Bloody seriously.... Hubby been off all week, a'v been at work so he's been opening &closing blinds and curtains instead of me... cos am no there.... Today I go to open kitchen blind it fell down ... Just went to close curtains in living room and curtain pole came down and skelped me on the head.... Hubby said.... "well they worked fine for me"......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????

I hear ya Jo.. I only threw out my mist spray 2 weeks ago.. I had never used it but worried that if I didn't have it and I had a massive crave that could be the barrier between smoking and not smoking.. Stupid I know because it's never gonna happen and I would probably have been sick if I used it cos it was 3 months outta date..?

I hate markets unless I'm there for something specific...!!

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See now i like the inside ones when it's freezin and rainin.. but yeah not a big fan them either.. *confession* I've only ever been to Braehead 5 times in my life 3 this past year..!!

I hear ya's and yeah train stations and when everybody is in a hurry fair doos but it is a big ass shopping centre on a lazy Saturday afternoon.. I was conscious of it after that and watched everyone on them and they were all doin same as me... shoppin and chillin... I was just meant to be window shoppin as last week a spent all ma wages on weeest darling daughter.. But.... I couldn't resist a fabulous purple blousey that had my name on it and was the last im my size.. ?? And Weegie I know it wasn't you cos she was a shrieked up old prune about my age and exactly .... an excuse me would have done the job..!!

So o done this post yesterday but didn't wait for it to send and as am still ragin I'll hit send again... Oh my fcukin gawd... what a total arsehole.. not sure what Is bigger the arse or the hole... fcukin passive aggressive bogleyeyed bitchin bitchity bitch shuv yer gym bag where the sun don't shine...!! it happened so quick I didn't realise she was havin a pop.. I didn't respond.. I fcukin smiled at her like a total numpty.. man am seethin I want a do over so I can give an apt lady like response..!!! So am in Braehead shoppin centre with ma daughter just came out of KFC.. it was shite and they had no garlic mayo or straws.. anyhoo we got on the escalator to go down stairs we standing on it havin a blether (not sure how it works where you are but in scotland an escalator with stairs is for standing on and waiting until it takes you to your destination) when this arsholing bitch leans in between us and says.. I thought these things were meant to speed up the process of getting down the stairs.. I looked and smiled and said ha yeah.. thinking.. what's she on about.??.. Got off then my daughter said why she havin a pop at you mum she could have just said excuse me... The penny dropped and as I looked up she vanished into the sea of bodies.. ** That got me thinkin... What does everybody else do on an escalator with stairs..?

Caroline relished eating artichoke muffins.. COSTA

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