Wee fluffy me

Roll and sausage and black pudding wins hands down???????? Roll and sausage with onions or mushrooms ?

Omg.. no way.. Today I have had an opal fruit, a werther's original and a hand full of mint imperials and just realised not one bit of chocolate has passed my lips this day..!! TPBM has had a biscuit/cookie or 2 today (this includes plain and chocolate)

Tadger ?

Twenty's plenty......?

You're just a wee fish in a big pond Ooopppsss my bad ,I was on the wrong page..!!? Oooopppps not so bad, I realise it fits in luvly ?

Steak pie

And out came morph and Tony Hart ? I put in loads of colourful powder chalk

7

Before I quit I'd say once a day, now I'm definitely a 3 times a day or even more but now a also have more time spare time as I've got all those extra 5 min smoke break times too ..? Roll and sausage or roll and bacon ?

Ooowww, I don't know Barry could you have been on a business trip and if so what business is it of mine??

The best cure for a hangover is Barrs Irn Bru, the real stuff and a good big fry up with tottie scones and square sausage, everybody knows that surely..??

9

NOPE not today ?

And out came thousands of wee lassies with 2 way sequin tees on all squeelin n yappin n gigglin..!!! ( smooth one way I'm a unicorn, smooth other way I'm a princess) So then I put in the headache from hell and some ear defenders

Winkle pickers ?

Barney Time

Unicorn knickers

NOPE ?

Can I just say.. I'm like so not into sport that I don't have a clue who most of these people are and therefore can't join in.. ? Thought I'd mention it just in case you thought I didn't want to play... I do.. i do.. I just don't have a Scooby and just for clarification that would be slippy's Scooby and not Jo's Scooby..? Can I add it's not the end of the world either...?

Ballroom

Bread and butter has fruit in and no pudding should have fruit so.. Golden syrup dumplings.. Hard cheese or spready cheese

A neck.... Ok..ok.. a finger.. Ok.. ok..ok.. a phone Without a E something you can fry

Sundries

You look like you've got the weight of the world on your shoulders...

Oh a 3 bird roast... Why didn't you just say that, you silly sausage you...? Nice n spicy Nik Naks