Wee fluffy me

Geez.. me.. Is this a set up.. Cos I didn't prepare a speech.. Oh the pressure, I can feel yous all breathing down my neck......

Haha .. I wish, nope my head is full of sh*te today..???? Now will you answer the question sir?

Oh dear is that why they are so slippy, slippy get it.. slippy hahahahahaha??? ???????????????

1... could be (not got a clue what it is) 2.. more than likely 3.. you told Doreen you had I'll go for 1 is the lie...

Too shy shy, hush hush eye to eye.... Oopps sorry i got nothing just all these songs flying around in my head tonight... Time for me to be offski..?

(What was it too much?) Done up

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Love (What a voice)

Would there be any chance you are not only a nit picker but a butter fingers too?

Hhhmmmmm, thought as much. It's a valuable skill that comes in handy, maybe you should give it a try..?

Ooofft, you bit off more than you can chew

Geez oh slippy you getting all biblical on me???? My dry stone dyke needs repairing, wanted it repaired asap, take it that's a no then ??

Rage (I here Cerys's voice)

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Roll over roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out and banged his head and gave a shout... Please re.....member to tie a knot in your pajamas. Single beds are only made for... 1...2. 3....4...5....6...7...8...9

Maybees ayees, maybees nawws should i just give you the pile of stones just now and get it over with..?

Think i need another coffee, I read that the wrong way, ooopppsss my bad ?, you don't need to go to bed but perhaps I should?

Not sure but if so my smart phone must have bombed big time.. Why is it a throw called a throw when you sit on it ?

Lorne sausage

@notsmokinjo ... us wee's the baddies really.. have you had a bang to the head this day ?? @MikePiano, tell me where Nora 's often go and I'll find out for you?

Rocky Da da da dadadada da da da dadadada de de de de de de de ....................

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You talking to me or chewing a brick?

Wagon wheel ?

Really sticky toffee cake... Yes, I did serve an e... your welcome ?