Wee fluffy me

Paddling

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OMG.... can't believe I'm Soooooooooooo late to your party? Whoop whoop @Sslippy, that's you past the hardest 3 months, way to go.. Geez feels like more than 3 months I've known you.. (well not actually known you but you know what I mean known you in this world of text though your 2&1 leaves little out, no need for @jillar to get her binoculars out?) anyhoo I'm haverin so I'll try and make it on time for your 4th ????

The weans go back to school tomorrow, these holidays have felt like for ever but today as I'm up to my eyeballs in ironing uniforms (cos I'm a lazy moo and left it to the last min) I shall shout out my NOPE and I too shall embrace the 3 C's, just can't promise it's same ones Jo is talking about ?☺?

Car

Jo - 8 Me -9

Keek = look E.g. Gies a wee keek at it anaw = Give me a little look at it as well?

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Bullseye.. ( nice to see you beazel, you been a bit thin on the ground..)

Nope it means you're all cream and no cookie... chicken sh*t I think wouldn't you agree?

So what you sayin.. you all talk and no trousers?

-11 @Sslippy, why did you edit your 2 -10's now I look like a petulant child stomping and shouting -11, -11, -11...??

And out came a giant bubble party and y'all are invited... I put in a a load of (tennis)bats

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Burgundy

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Hmmmm where would you suggest she shoves her macaroni ? and would it be cooked or uncooked at the shoving point?

Ice cream cake

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Not yet but my weeist pooch is looking good for it ??? Zaffre

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Only pasta and cheese.... what's wrong with you man??????????????????? Need more of these..????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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We have a winner.. 1.. true.. I stay in Ayrshire and work in Glasgow 25smiles away through choice.. I missed the Glesga patter too much.. 2.. False.. I didn't choose it but it's a bonus that I can... 3.. True.. I chose the job because it pushes me out my comfort zone big time, though I don't always deal with it too well as I'm as happy as a pig in sh*te being with just me, myself and I...?