Wee fluffy me

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Rainy Monday morning NOPE from me ??

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Lip or oris muscle (does anybody else think that is such a weird spelling every time I read it I read mus cle not mussel..?? Nope, just me, well mpt anymore con now ya do......?ok carry on ) Without an E somewhere that you store fresh produce

Oh damn... promise me you won't tell her @jillar?

Could it be because everybody is too scared to judge judge judy?

C'mon @notsmokinjo, nobody's judging you so answer the question ?

Float Bag

Stand tall

Side

Help

Straw hat

Fleece Sheep

For whom the bell tolls..

Fankle (not slang it's a proper Scots word but I love it so much so I'm using it ?) You're in a right fankle there ....or Calm doon don't get your knickers in a fankle..

Spunky Rabbit

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Dinger = going mental Yi better hide, that's maws best cup you broke she's gonna da her dinger I'm sure I no longer need to translate as you are all fluent in weegie by now..?

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Blootered = leggless, pished, drunk

Yonks = ages ago Oh how yi dain? a've no seen yi fur pure yonks Oh how are you doing? I have not seen you in ever such a long time.

Wallies - false teeth (a is pronounces as a for apple) C'mon let me hear you all say it ..... wallies Granny where did yi put yer wallies

1.. gag... 2.. boke.. 3.. hard core Damn.. how can I find a lie they all lies surely....?? Ok I go with 2 is lie cos personally i can stomach coffee mate even though it is nothing like real milk and gives me heartburn and black coffee is doable though never been desperate enough to need to.. but evaporated milk that is just wrong on SOooooooo many levels.....