Wee fluffy me

White

Imagine viewing everyone ?

5 hello stinky auld phart.. ? Didnt you say you were silent but deadly...??????

5.. yep sure did but she wasn't interested said she's only smoking until she gets the weight under control then she'll quit again....!! aye right...?

5 Luvly and cool slippy but I met a woman who started smoking again today after 8 months?

5 Hi Jo, how's ya been?

Meal worm

Parrot

7 hi slippy, how's you doing..?

Well as @WeegieWoman suggested it's my weekly weigh in.. 2 pounds...that's 0.9 kg peeps That I've fluffin put on.. ?? How the hell is that possible that takes me over the 11 stone mark.. ???.. Think am just gonna duck tape my mouth

Now can entice

8.. I'm melting .. I'm melting I say... wish I'd stayed in the bunker..!!!!!!

Mmmmmmm not sure I can? Into the bunker I go.. catch ya later ?

Ooopppss.. morn slippy ? 13

What in the name of the wee man is a scotch finger when it's at home (shortbread?)?

10.. you there yet @WeegieWoman (why don't I have a beach/ holiday emoj)

Yep.. bloody drives me crazy.. I tell you what the best cure is.. Today whilst your on the plane you need to get up tuck your skirt into your knickers or roll up your trouser legs and do the tip toe dance up and down the aisle .. you must remember the tune..Da da da da da dadadadadada...? I promise you if you do that on way there and way back you'll never have a problem again...? *disclaimer* I take no responsibility for any unintended consequences as these will be due to you not performing the dance properly and not my genius quack skills??

NOPE

Thanks .. xx

Heavy (a load that is people a top heavy load)

Oh why not, what could possibly go wrong..??

Table

^^^ Mmmmmmmm we seem to have the same sweet tooth taste ..... begining to wonder if we were separated at birth..???

Aawwwww feelin sad.. ?

Pppfffttttt....... 0