I Got This (T)

Ok..... I'm pretty sure what's up my dudes kilt is a lot more appealing then what Harry Potter there gots up his....

I bet he could really help me overcome any oral fixation issues with my quit. ?

What did the banana say to the vibrator?? "Why you shaking?? She's going to eat me!"

No matter which way I turn my tablet, I can't see up his kilt ?

My all time favorite scary movie as a kid.... can't wait!!!

Thanks all!! I feel stronger this time around. I'm rolling with it and all the ups and downs. Something feels different this time. This time I'm not so comfortable and gung ho in my quit... I feel I'm constantly walking on egg shells. But in a way it's a good thing.... I'm constantly reminding myself not to smoke.... that I don't smoke.... so far, little by little it's working.

I mean, it's a saying and all so it must be true. Anywho, I have been smoke free for 8 days now. No excuses, just failed. Missed you all though. Ok. So here's to my final quit.... I hope...

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A red head says to her blonde friend "'I was so naughty last night!! I slept with a Brazilian." Blonde friend replies, "OMG!! You slut!! How many is a brazilian!!??"

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What do you call a 90 y.o. man who still masturbates??? Mariacle Whip.

What's the difference between a prostitute and drug dealer?? A prostitute can wash her crack and sale it again.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny?? Where you put the cucumber.

Annnnnnnnd I'm back.....

Thank you all!!! I love this site and all the support!! Sorry I haven't been around much lately, been very busy with working extra hours (about 55+ a week) and taking care of little ones. Christmas time is always busy with working (gifts are so dang expensive!), decorating the house and tree, baking, making gingerbread houses, ect.... I can't believe I've made it this far and will keep on keeping on. I'll try to stop by more often when my work schedule is less chaotic. Thank you all again. I don't think I could do this without your support.

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-5...... >grabs rag and turtle wax and buffs Sonics head<

I had a really bad cellulitis infectin on my foot.... so bad I was in the hospital icu for 4 days.... was told if I would of waited much longer I could have lost my foot... or worse.... no fun at all...... mine got into my blood and turned spetic.. I feel for you, get well soon.

This takes me back.... I believe it was from a Geico commercial... or Allstate..... we use to have to mute it when my daughter was a baby if she was sleeping or she'd instantly wake up..... this one and the J.G. Wentworth commrcial

I betcha she'd poot right in yer mouth...... that lil tiny thread up there is holding something dreadfully foul in.... I sense it... pure evil I tell ya.....

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Check offerup too..... it seems a lot of thieves use it...... I've yet to buy anything on it for this reason, but will regularly check it in accordance with my local police departments blotter for stolen items...