Road trip to a real beach on the east coast. Ocean City or Outer Banks. Myrtle Beach. Erie is ok, but its not the ocean. Not even close, except to those that live near it, they get lost in some secret trance about it. It's a lake. Get over it. The waves are 6 inches high unless its windy.
Ohio is always windy too, except when hot out, then air don't move
Niagra is cool for a day.
Everything is bigger, cause we are all bigger. We have the largest poor people in the world. No money and 300 pounds. But the men do have larger danglers over here. I think its because women only breed with the longer guys and the short fellows went into extinction.
Chicks love to go topless for no reason. Just whip it off when happy.
Dudes are expected to only pay for meals on odd number days.
Motorcycle riders have distinct groups
Riders- who don't care where they fit, find these people and hang with them, they know best places to stop, best roads and don't care what you ride, they just want to go for day trips or longer. If someone goes 20 miles and is done then this is not their group..
sportbikers- leathered up in colorful matching pants and jacket with full face helmets,
Goldenwingers and Trikes- fatter old people out for dinner,
Harley hardcore- finally got enough saved to ride a HD and snub the others, usually wearing HD t-shirt with a new leather vest.
Foreign want a bees- ride kaws and Hondas that look HD but got awful loud pipes which don't sound HD except to owner, usually cheap leather vest with some patches,
Outlaws- just avoid- groups of dirty people,
All can be found at a bike night too. Go over to Mercer to Quaker Steak and Lube for a big one.