El Bandito

oh Lordy.... I'm pulling my skirt over my head and running for the hills!

Ah! It carries on! I'm not bloating - just overeating a little

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OK 90 minutes since first post..long lunch Jess? Please let us know how you are doing?

Treacle-tastic!

Fellow Quitters, I come before you a shambling husk of a man in a skirt. Today - the chicks (Jackals) turned on me in Gemzee's favourite thread. What started as a gentle exchange of lobs over the net (like Badminton on a Summer's day) gradually became Torture tennis. A succession of feisty females lined up, firing smashes across the net. At one point, Billie Jean King, Navratilova and both Williams sisters were firing all together. Shot after shot hit home, spinning and twisting the skirted Bandit, his blood flying in all directions. He staggered to another thread - Ask Devill Doll Anything - where Special Forces DD Williams - delivered the coup de grace. (Posts 62-67) It was carnage. ..... Then - this evening, the Sticks, led by Porky and "YoullneverbeattheIrish" and 'Woofwoof" pulled out another clean victory for the Sticks... Too late for the Bandit...he is beyond saving... but the streak continues...

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Great bump T Thats why they pay you the big bucks! ;)

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Jess - I for one would never dismiss a decent lunch - but please promise that you will not take one puff without posting right here first.

Hey Jess! What for? You miss the stink? The horrible taste? The Russian Roulette factor - could this be the one that takes you to the Blue Room? Let me help JESS YOU DO NOT WANT TO SMOKE! There you go, I saved you the trouble. Dont do it. you are having a craving thats all. BREATH, drink water - you do NOT need a single puff

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dang it! zero

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Great work Evelyn.

Zero

too much for me....head spinning and need to go onto a call from your compatriots... laters

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grab me one too