A lawyer was involved in a terrible car crash, the rescuers pulled him out of the wreck but he was ranting about his vehicle! “My Car!!!! Look at my car! That was a limited edition Lamborghini!!!!” The Rescuer shook his head, taking in his suit and briefcase that he saw earlier, realising what he did for a living. “Man, you Lawyers are all the same, so materialistic! You don’t even realise your left arm’s been ripped off in the crash” The lawyer glanced down at his now missing arm and screamed: “My Rolex!!!!! Where’s my Rolex!!!!!|”