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Laid off our kitchen staff
Staff
March 11, 20188 yr
Guess I supply my own letters?? WMSBA Weegie must still be asleep FIXED
May 4, 20206 yr
Topless runners use secret trails trail
May 5, 20206 yr
Topless runners always inspire laggers Loops
Someone texting another freaky fact
Facts
Farted and can't taste shit
Taste
Taking alternate steps towards enlightenment
Alter
Aliens like their ears rubbed
space
Speak plain and clear everyone
Clear
Clingy lasses eagerly attempt recreation
Eager
Eat a giant English roast
roast
Really obnoxious and sassy tarts
Tarts
Take alternate route to store
drive
Don't remember if video entertained
Video
Very interesting dolphins earn ovations
Earns
Eels are rebelling now, sorry
Riots
Rigorous idiots openly try schnapps
Opens
Edited June 20, 20206 yr by Mac#23
Opened present elicits no surprise
chose
Can't help ogling sexy elf
Ogles
Oglers give lookers extended stares
stare
Sixteen times a rabbit escaped
GLOBE
Got lots of beautiful encouragement
Gotta
Get off the toilet already
paper
Peed and pooped, extremely relieved
Poops
Positively offensive odors passed suspiciously
Odors
Oops, Damn onions really stunk
Stunk
Stench transmitted using nauseated kids
Smell
Sorry my emissions left loathing
Loath
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