We really are pretty special

 

Spesh

Warped Randy animal person sings 

 

Sings

Staying inside not going shopping

 

Sides

Staying inside, doing everything slowly

shops

So happy our pet's safe

 

Safes

Somehow all flamingos escaped scrutiny 

 

stand

Southern toad ate newts daily

 

Newts

Natty elephant wore tipped shoes

 

style

Still telling yourself lies eh?

 

Thorn

Trying home organization right now

 

helps

Hope everything's looking pretty spiffy

 

Hoped

Hope one politician exits directly

 

crazy 

considered repulsive as zombie, you ?

 

zesty

Zoo executive said test yourself

 

Tests

 

They eventually started tasting scones 

 

scone  

Staying comfy often needs excuses

 

Comfy

Caught Orville making fettuccine yesterday

 

cooks 

Crikey only one kitchen spoon

 

Spoon

Still planning on October nuptials

 

Plans

Please let's annul nuptials soon

 

split

Spouse planned leaving, it's tough

 

Tough

Trolls overhead usually grab husbands

 

grabs

Good rabbit attracts bad smell

 

smell

Sober men employ lofty logic

 

spare

Sloshed people are really entertaining

 

Slosh