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His fingers tickled the piano keys
February 8, 20197 yr
I did not have sexual relations with that woman
March 31, 20188 yr
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry, When the boys came out to play, Georgie Porgie ran away. ?
December 5, 20187 yr
camel toe
What is the key to happiness?
The key to happiness is love
Love is a many splendored thing
Things are getting a little dicey
Things are gonna get easier
The best things in life aren't free
I thought the best things in life are free
It's the little things in life
Things are looking up
We are looking for buried treasure
It's out there so keep looking
If I find it I'll have keepsakes
I find that to be the case
I bought you a case of coors light
We'll leave the light on for you
Light as a feather
Birds of a feather stick together
The birds are shitting everywhere
This jobs for the birds
Take this job and shove it!
Thank you for a job well done
I don't like my steaks cooked well done
Your goose is cooked
What's good for the goose is good for the gander
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