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I don't know the first thing about it
February 8, 20197 yr
I did not have sexual relations with that woman
March 31, 20188 yr
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry, When the boys came out to play, Georgie Porgie ran away. ?
December 5, 20187 yr
camel toe
First things first
First and foremost
Second place is first loser
First come first served
First class asshole
He took first crack at it
Time to crack open a beer
Your face won't crack if you smile
Smile when you're crying inside
Wipe that stupid smile off your face
Face the facts!
Let's get the facts straight
Straight as an arrow
On the straight and narrow
He's as straight as an arrow
Give it to me straight
Straighten up and fly right
Scared straight
Scared of your own shadow
He is his own worst enemy
You need to own up to it
It took on a life of it's own
Mind your own business
He needs a dose of his own medicine
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