Goodbye and don't let the door skelp you on the arse on the way out..?

Youre talking oot yer arse 

Ooofft you just got yer arse handed to you on a plate 

Youre putty in my hands 

Hands that do dishes feel as soft as your face, with mild green Fairy Liquid

 

(ok not a phrase as such but i was running out of them an repetition is getting boring and it was kinda a sayin back in the day... @Sslippy back me up here....??)

Many hands make light work

 

Ps i remember that advert, infact i sang it as i read it ?

a mars a day helps you work rest and play

 

Weegie had you seen it in a previous life, you're surely too young?

Have a break... Have a Kit Kat....

Youre like the cat that got the cream 

Cream of the crop at the top of the heap

cream always rises to the top

I'm on top of the world

Top Dog

You don't keep a dog and bark yourself

youre like a dog on heat

if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen

if you can't stand the heat stay out of the kitchen 

Jinx lol

 

are you taking everything but the kitchen sink?

it's enough to make your heart sink

sink or swim

Swimming is a confusing sport, sometimes you do it for fun and other times you do it to not die. 

Sometimes I just wanna smash your face in.....

 

Or 

 

You can do it when you B&Q it....

For mash get smash

You only get an Ooooo with typhoo

Ooh, ahh just a little bit.