you are a pain in the neck

That's in my neck of the woods

Wind your neck in 

You are the wind beneath my wings

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings

Saved by the bell

For whom the bell tolls.. 

Whats for you won't go by you 

You want a paddle with that dingy?

Are you throwing me a heavy dingy?

He ain't heavy...he's my brother

My heart may be heavy but my conscience is clear..

the coast is clear

Its as clear as mud.

Have i made myself crystal clear?

Oh hang on a minute til I polish my crystal ball..

Your eyes are like dugs balls 

Wee dugs huv  big lugs 

Youve got dug breath 

Look at the swagger on him, he thinks he's the dugs baws....

Stop burstin ma baws 

He was a baw hair away from getting a hidin

Hide the sausage 

I'll tan your hide if you say that again young lady..!!!!

Youth is wasted on the young